 | 08:26 pm - My Sterotypes
Okay, BOLD any sterotype you've been singled out as. (Looks down at list. Wow - people are stupid. Does it really matter what we are? Stupid people. But hey, highlighting this stuff was sorta fun.)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST have a small penis. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm JAMAICAN, so I MUST smoke weed. I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store. I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a big peter. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm ARGENTINIAN, so I MUST be arrogant and conceited. I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be a tall blonde blue-eyed lesbian. I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be white. I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and a murderer I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon and fried chicken. I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST hate gay people. I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST not listen to good music. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan. I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist. I'm CATHOLIC, so I MUST be a mindless servant of the Pope. I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be and old hag and fly on a broomstick. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST not have morals. I have my OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong or misguided. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I’m LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a terrorist. I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted. I have PIERCINGS and TATOOS, so I MUST be up to no good I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser. I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible. I like READING, so I MUST be a loner. I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich. I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I hang out with TEENAGED DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy. My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST be a lazy, junk eating couch potato I look EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth. I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm a FEMALE VIDEOGAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy. I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. (Pretty much straight A's, anyways.) I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I’m GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist. I'm GOTH, so I MUST be mean. I'm GOTH, so I NEVER smile. I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I collect MANGAS, so I MUST be a freak. I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I like BLOOD, so I MUST be a VAMPIRE. I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I MUST be a homophobe. I love YAOI, so I MUST be gay. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. I STUDY HARD, so I MUST be a nerd. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. I’m GAY, so I MUST be after every straight guy around. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see. I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian. I call my friends GOOD LOOKING, so I MUST be Lesbian. I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay. I hang out with GAYS, so I MUST be GAY TOO. I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Huh? ) I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay. I'm INTO THEATER ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot. I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual. I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be screwing them all. I HAVE BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a whore. I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a stuck up whore. I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore. I wear skirts a lot, so I MUST be a slut. I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy. I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore. I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself. I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin… I've NEVER BEEN KISSED, so I MUST not be good enough. I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I HATE RAP music, so I MUST not fit in. I HATE REGGAETON, so I MUSTN’T be cool. I MOVE AROUND a lot, so I MUST not fit in anywhere. I wear TRENCH COATS, so I MUST be like those columbine kids. I live in a RURAL AREA with horses and farms, so I MUST be a stupid, back-water hick. I collect KNIVES, so I MUST be a psycho killer. I believe in FAIRIES AND DRAGONS, so I MUST be out of touch with reality. (I don't beleive in them persay, as much as they intrigue me) I'm a HARRY POTTER fan, so I MUST be a fantasizing child that believes in devil-worship. (I was stunned when I heard this from Larua Mallory and others!.) I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labeled. Current Location: home Current Mood: amused Current Music: Boys Like Girls
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